God Created The Cat First Then The Cat Sitter To Serve the Cat in Menands
On the second day, God created
humankind to serve the Cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the Salmon) to
serve as potential food for the Cat (and the Cat said, it was GOOD).
On the fourth day, God created Cat Sitters so that humankind could labor for the good of the
Cat.
On the fifth day, God created catnip so the Cat could do something else while his human
was busy laboring. And he also created malt, to help with fur balls.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the man from making too many
human mistakes in caring for the Cat.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to clean out the sandbox.
And on the eighth day, God created the dog, to give the Cat something to tease
in Menands on the
other seven days.
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